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A Practical Apron for Impractical Situations
£22.00
A premium heavyweight apron from the domestic archives of Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline).
Printed in small batches on heavyweight cotton (240gsm 100% cotton) with a minimalist finish intended for:
- barbecue supervision
- smoke-related incidents
- Kitchen malfeasance
- emotionally charged outdoor cooking
- and standing beside meat with misplaced confidence and a drink in hand.
Each design features one of Freddie’s increasingly concerned observations on fire, perseverance, and the slow psychological erosion caused by patio dining.
Includes full front coverage for moments of culinary adversity.