{"product_id":"i-soldier-on-mug-uk-stock","title":"I soldier on. Mug - UK stock","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vessel for those who have endured too much and caffeinated too little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePresenting the official Mercury Group morning apparatus. A white ceramic mug that bears the simple words I soldier on. A phrase suitable for Mondays, family WhatsApp groups, and any encounter with the Short Man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for tea, coffee, or an emotionally charged herbal infusion. The print is crisp. The sentiment is weary. The mug is ready to witness whatever today becomes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it proudly as you continue your unending march through adversity, admin, and the general incompetence of others.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"911\" data-start=\"881\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you may need this\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1229\" data-start=\"912\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"980\" data-start=\"912\"\u003eEnsures your colleagues know you are functioning but only barely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"981\"\u003eAdds theatrical melancholy to any desk or kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"1035\"\u003eHolds both liquids and emotional baggage with remarkable stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1152\" data-start=\"1106\"\u003eDishwasher safe, unlike most relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1229\" data-start=\"1153\"\u003eApproved by Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline) after a lengthy internal audit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1247\" data-start=\"1231\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1245\" data-start=\"1234\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1460\" data-start=\"1248\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1277\" data-start=\"1248\"\u003eClassic white ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1336\" data-start=\"1278\"\u003e330 ml capacity (enough to cope, not enough to thrive)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1400\" data-start=\"1367\"\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1460\" data-start=\"1401\"\u003eDesigned in the UK under conditions of mild frustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1485\" data-start=\"1462\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1483\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003eSuggested uses\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1632\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1505\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003eMorning rituals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1506\"\u003eLate night plotting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1563\" data-start=\"1530\"\u003ePassive aggressive Zoom calls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1632\" data-start=\"1564\"\u003eAnnouncing to the world that you remain, against all odds, upright\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Freddie \u0026 the Bag","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53329011802459,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/3361\/0843\/files\/I-soldier-on-mug-left.jpg?v=1765726600","url":"https:\/\/freddieandthebag.com\/products\/i-soldier-on-mug-uk-stock","provider":" Freddie \u0026 the Bag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}