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I soldier on: The Short Film
Producer
£30
For the quietly sensible enablers of exceptionally poor decisions.
Producer credit in
I Soldier On: The Short Film
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Early access to watch the finished film.
My enduring gratitude, tempered only by healthy suspicion regarding your judgement.
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Executive Producer
£100
The "this is a terrible financial decision and I support it" tier.
Executive Producer credit in
I Soldier On: The Short Film
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Early access to watch the finished film.
A handwritten letter or personalised Freddie video, your choice.
My increasingly sincere gratitude.
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Patron of Standards
£300
For those who have never considered washing and reusing a freezer bag.
Your name under the distinguished heading
Patrons of Standards
in the closing credits.
Early access to watch the finished film.
A handwritten letter or personalised Freddie video, your choice.
A signed keepsake from the production.
Your name discreetly woven into the film in a manner of my choosing.
My eternal gratitude, which I do not bestow lightly.
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