A Personal Video from Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline)

Freddie has agreed to record personal video messages for humans of note. Birthdays, pep talks, roasts, congratulations, sympathy, emotional validation, philosophical critique, or simply to let someone know they have been seen. Freddie is discerning but generous.

Videos are usually around 60-120 seconds. You tell us the tone you would like (warm, triumphant, judgemental, dramatic despair, etc) and any key details you want included. We'll guide the rest.

Once ordered, you will receive a short message asking for:

• Name of recipient

• Occasion or reason

• Tone preference

• Any details Freddie should be aware of (for example, their feelings about cardboard boxes or their position on snacks)

Delivery is normally 2-5 days but let us know if you need it quicker.