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"Authorised Feline Purchasing Officer" T-shirt, heavyweight 180gsm organic cotton
£18.00
Free UK delivery. Made to order.
Nobody applies for this position. You were appointed the day the cat arrived, without interview, salary or any say in the matter. Your remit: to purchase food, toys and furniture on the cat's behalf, and to accept the immediate rejection of any item so purchased. Your authorisation was granted by the cat. It can be revoked by the cat. It confers no power whatsoever, only responsibility.
This T-shirt is your credential. Present it at the pet shop like the seasoned officer you have become.
A note on fit: regular and true to size. If you prefer something baggier, order a size up. Your feline boss, naturally, will judge you either way.
- 100% organic cotton, 180gsm
- Regular unisex fit, S to 5XL
- Printed to order. Free UK delivery, no minimum, no code
A note on where your money goes: every purchase funds one cat's ongoing vendetta against a man, a short one. Follow the campaign @freddieandthebag.