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House of smoke and regret - Apron
£22.00
A premium heavyweight apron from the domestic archives of Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline).
Printed in small batches on heavyweight cotton (240gsm 100% cotton) with a minimalist finish intended for:
- barbecue supervision
- smoke-related incidents
- kitchen malfeasance
- emotionally charged indoor and outdoor cooking
- standing beside food stuffs with misplaced confidence and a drink in hand
Each design features one of Freddie’s increasingly concerned observations on fire, perseverance, and the slow psychological erosion caused by patio dining.
Includes full front coverage for moments of culinary adversity.