House Of Smoke And Regret - The Tea Towel (dish towel).

Official Tea Towel of Poor Decisions. 

The advanced dish that seemed sensible from the child's cookbook. The experimental seasoning. The pan left unattended during a perfectly avoidable conversation.

This tea towel stands witness to all of it and silently judges you. 

Made from 100% cotton and designed for drying dishes, absorbing minor catastrophes and preserving what remains of your dignity following The Crème Brûlée Incident.

For international customers: yes, this is what the British call a dish towel. No, it is not used for tea. To the best of my knowledge, no tea towel has met a cup of tea professionally since a tea cosy successfully unionised the profession.

Part of the House of Smoke & Regret collection.

Washable. Forgiving. Unlike certain dinner guests.