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I soldier on. Mug. A Statement in Perseverance and Hydration.
£9.99
A vessel for those who have endured too much and caffeinated too little.
Presenting the official Mercury Group morning apparatus. A white ceramic mug that bears the simple words I soldier on. A phrase suitable for Mondays, family WhatsApp groups, and any encounter with the Short Man.
Perfect for tea, coffee, or an emotionally charged herbal infusion. The print is crisp. The sentiment is weary. The mug is ready to witness whatever today becomes.
Use it proudly as you continue your unending march through adversity, admin, and the general incompetence of others.
Why you may need this
- Ensures your colleagues know you are functioning but only barely
- Adds theatrical melancholy to any desk or kitchen
- Holds both liquids and emotional baggage with remarkable stability
- Dishwasher safe, unlike most relationships
- Approved by Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline) after a lengthy internal audit
Details
- Classic white ceramic mug
- 330 ml capacity (enough to cope, not enough to thrive)
- Durable sublimation print
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Designed in the UK under conditions of mild frustration
Suggested uses
- Morning rituals
- Late night plotting
- Passive aggressive Zoom calls
- Announcing to the world that you remain, against all odds, upright