The eyes upon your back Hoodie. A Statement in Supervision.

A soft, sturdy zip hoodie featuring the unmistakable stare of Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline). Ideal for anyone who enjoys comfort, practical layering, and the faint but persistent sense of being silently judged.

Slip into something cosy and quietly intimidating. This black unisex zip hoodie carries Freddie’s signature eyes embroidered on the back, positioned precisely to make passers-by feel mildly unsettled and strangely impressed. Built from a durable cotton-rich blend with a soft brushed interior, it is warm, comfortable and designed to hold its shape without drifting into refuse bag territory.

Unlike a pullover, this one includes a full front zip for quick exits, dramatic entrances, or the theatrical removal of layers when a room grows tense. The hood is generous, the fabric substantial, and the overall feel reassuringly solid. Freddie approves this garment, largely because it allows him to supervise your every move from a safe and elevated position.

Embroidered Freddie eyes on the back.
Heavyweight brushed fleece interior for warmth and comfort.
Full front zip for practical layering.
Side pockets for snacks, hands, or poorly concealed emotional crises.
Durable construction designed to survive both daily wear and feline scrutiny.

The fit is regular and true to size. If you prefer a roomier hoodie, go up one. If you like a neater fit, stay with your usual size.

Wash on a gentle 30 degree cycle, reshape while damp, and avoid tumble drying. Freddie recommends air drying, ideally in a draught that makes you feel like a Regency widow contemplating the bleak moors.

Dispatched from the UK. Each hoodie is embroidered to order, so please allow a little extra time for production.

If Freddie would not wear it, judge it, or shed on it, it does not make it to the shop. Thankfully, this one passed inspection with minimal claw marks.