The eyes upon your back Hoodie. A Statement in Supervision.
A soft, midweight hoodie featuring the unmistakable stare of Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline). Perfect for anyone who enjoys comfort, subtle menace, and the warm feeling of being silently judged.
Slip into something cosy and quietly intimidating. This black unisex hoodie carries Freddie’s signature eyes embroidered on the back, positioned precisely to make passers-by feel mildly unsettled and strangely impressed. Made from a comfortable 80 percent cotton and 20 percent polyester blend, the hoodie is soft, sturdy, and ideal for year round wear. The fit is regular and relaxed without drifting into refuse bag territory. Freddie approves this garment. Mainly because it allows him to supervise your every move from a safe and elevated position.
Embroidered Freddie eyes on the back. Midweight 280 gsm fabric for everyday comfort. Soft brushed interior that feels like being gently smothered by affection. Kangaroo pocket for snacks, hands, or poorly concealed emotional crises. Designed and made in the UK under the watchful gaze of judgement.
This hoodie fits true to size. If you like your hoodies roomy, go up one. If you enjoy a snugger fit, stay with your usual.
Wash on a gentle 30 degree cycle, reshape while damp, and avoid tumble drying. Freddie recommends air drying, ideally in a draught that makes you feel like a Regency widow.
Dispatched from the UK. Each hoodie is embroidered to order, so please allow a little extra time for production.
If Freddie would not wear it, judge it, or shed on it, it does not make it to the shop. Thankfully, this one passed his review with minimal claw marks.