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Products

A Manual for Enduring the Unendurable - Hardback book

£22.00

A Manual for Enduring the Unendurable - Hardback book
£22.00

A Personal Video from Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline)

£60.00

A Personal Video from Mr Freddie Mercury (the feline)
£60.00

A Practical Apron for Impractical Situations

£22.00

A Practical Apron for Impractical Situations
£22.00

I soldier on. Mug. A Statement in Perseverance and Hydration.

£13.99

I soldier on. Mug. A Statement in Perseverance and Hydration.
£13.99

SOLD OUT/Pre-Order | A Catalogue of Catastrophes: The correspondence of Mr Freddie Mercury | Hardback book

£25.00

SOLD OUT/Pre-Order | A Catalogue of Catastrophes: The correspondence of Mr Freddie Mercury | Hardback book
£25.00

The eyes upon your back Hoodie. A Statement in Supervision.

£45.00

The eyes upon your back Hoodie. A Statement in Supervision.
£45.00

“I Soldier On.” Tee. A Statement in Cotton and Regret (100% Ringspun Cotton)

£20.00

“I Soldier On.” Tee. A Statement in Cotton and Regret (100% Ringspun Cotton)
£20.00